Back Boobs - $2 million

Back boobs allow the lady freedom to use her arms while the gentleman enjoys the eye candy. Back boobs also give your body a cool silhouette and help balance the weight of large front boobs. 

MOLE SHAPER - $1,000,000

This genius device will turn your boring old brown mole into a brown mole piece of art! Choose from an assortment of clip-art shapes or for an extra 50k customize your own shapes!

How it works:
Inject the needle into mole and watch it transform! Redness and tenderness are side effects that last briefly.

THEY NEVER SEARCH DA WIG - $75,000

Going to a club and you need to sneak in booze, drugs and weapons? Just put your stuff in this wig! It has a built in mesh pocket to your loot.

Your wig will never be searched when entering a club- it takes too long to check and the guards don’t really care. Wigs can be worn by men or women.

Hey, Baby! Rock - $5,000

Don’t miss out on a possible love connection again! Now you can carry your phone number attached to a rock to toss into the next car that drives by yelling sweet nothings at you. If the window is not open, no worries, the Hey, Baby! Rock will force its way through!

Screen With A Hole For Ashin’ - $1,000,000

Self explanatory, I think. 

Giant Dog - $10,000

Isn’t it annoying that most of our pets will never live long enough to enjoy trip to a bar? Well this one can! A 21+ Giant Dog that you can take with you to a bar for companionship! 

Pet-Petter - $5,000

Idea submitted by Aaron. Here’s what he says:

Everyone has a long day at work and it’s usually exhausting and taxing, I do come home and pet all 3 dogs… but our black lab, Sophie, is a little needy! I love her to death, but I can’t pet her 24/7 like she wishes… I have always thought of this device to make. It also has a voice recorder that you can record your favorite, calming, assuring phrases to keep your dog thinking you’re always home… petting them!

Disappears Button - $20,000,000

Stuck in a party of losers? Wouldn’t it be great if you could just push a button and disappear to the place you really want to be? Well now you can! The button is placed on a handy dandy bracelet so you’ll never lose it. 

Cure-All Pill - Only $10! (World is in dire need of this.)

This pill can cure:

• AIDS
• allergies
• Alzheimer’s disease
• anxiety disorders
• arthritis
• asthma
• astigmatism
• autoimmune diseases
• benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
• bipolar disorder 
• brain cancer
• breast cancer
• cancer
• candidiasis
• cataracts
• celiac disease
• cervical cancer
• chicken pox
• chlamydia
• chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
• chronic illness
• cold sores
• colon cancer
• constipation
• common cold
• COPD
• cough
• Crohn’s disease
• cystic fibrosis
• dementia
• diabetes
• diarrhea
• depression
• eczema
• endometriosis
• eye disorders
• fibroids
• fibromyalgia
• flu 
• food poisoning
• Gallstones
• genital herpes
• gonorrhea
• Graves’ disease
• Hashimoto’s thyroiditis
• hay fever
• headache
• heart disease
• hemochromatosis
• hepatitis
• herpes
• high cholesterol
• HIV
• Hodgkin’s disease
• HPV 
• hypertension
• impotence
• insomnia
• irritable bowel syndrome
• jaundice
• kidney disease
• lactose intolerance
• leukemia
• liver cancer
• liver disease
• lung cancer
• lupus
• Lyme disease
• lymphoma
• meningitis
• meningococcal disease
• menopause
• mental illness
• myopia (short-sightedness)
• migraine
• multiple sclerosis
• muscular dystrophy
• narcolepsy
• Non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma
• obesity
• osteoporosis
• otitis media 
• ovarian cancer
• overweight
• pain
• Parkinson’s disease
• pelvic inflammatory disease
• pertussis
• pregnancy
• premenstrual syndrome (PMS)
• prostate cancer
• prostate disorders
• Raynaud’s Phenomenon
• SARS
• sexually transmitted diseases
• sleep disorders
• smoking
• stroke
• ugliness
• whooping cough

$1,000,000

Selling to Tobacco Companies looking to appeal to the everyday/working/sophisticated/elegant/average/smoking woman.

A head band that blows the smokes away from your eyes while enjoying that delightful nicotine stick.

Imagine a world with out smoky hair and watery eyes….